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I Am NOT a Vampire

Illustrated by Riley Samels
Published by little bee books
Distributed by Simon & Schuster

About The Book

Everyone in Arlo's family is a vampire . . . except him. Written by actor, YouTube superstar, and advocate Miles McKenna, this funny and heartwarming story celebrates Arlo as he navigates his identity and becomes his true self.

"In this picture book, a young monster goes down a path of self-exploration. This effective allegory for the queer experience captures a child's yearning to fit in while feeling acutely different from siblings and peers. It's wonderful to see Arlo's journey occurring within the embrace of a loving family; this is both a thought-provoking delight and a balm. A sweet celebration of identity." Kirkus Reviews

"The cheerfully gothic illustrations are filled with comic detail. It also packs an evergreen message about finding and accepting your identity-and that of others." Booklist

Growing up in Pumpkin Valley, a magical town with werewolves, witches, monsters, and ghouls, Arlo is impatiently waiting to become a vampire like everyone else in his family. It's supposed to happen, but no matter what Arlo tries, nothing changes. On a magical, mystical night, Arlo finally transforms into his true self . . . which is NOT a vampire. This warm and joyful picture book by Miles McKenna and published in partnership with GLAAD, is a gorgeous and important story of acceptance, love, and celebrating who you are.

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Product Details

  • Publisher: little bee books (June 18, 2025)
  • Length: 32 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781499816235
  • Ages: 3 - 6

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Raves and Reviews

In this picture book from actor and LGBTQ+ advocate McKenna, a young monster goes down a path of self-exploration.
Arlo is a vampire. Well, sort of. Everyone else in the family is a vampire. Arlo's parents and 12 younger brothers have wan complexions, dark silky hair, sharp fangs, and pointy batlike ears. Even the baby, swaddled in a black bat suit, shows off his fangs as he giggles. Arlo, with shaggy brown hair, rounded ears, peachy-pink skin, and no fangs, sticks out. And while the others "can fly around in the dark and not hit a thing," Arlo is "always knocking into things." Arlo's parents, who resemble Morticia and Gomez Addams, urge their eldest to be patient. But Arlo is skeptical. The Harvest Moon Festival offers Arlo an opportunity for self-discovery; according to legend, the harvest moon gives all who attend the power to embrace their true selves. Arlo soon has an epiphany: "I'm a werewolf!" Published in partnership with GLAAD (the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), this effective allegory for the queer experience captures a child's yearning to fit in while feeling acutely different from siblings and peers. It's wonderful to see Arlo's journey occurring within the embrace of a loving family; this is both a thought-provoking delight and a balm. Samels' cute, clever illustrations complete the package; the vampire family's elegant uniformity, their gently gothic home, and the Halloweeny atmosphere of their little town set a distinct scene without overwhelming the narrative.
A sweet celebration of identity.

– Kirkus Reviews

A family portrait kicks off this charming book about self-acceptance. Arlo, declares, "I'm a
vampire." His family are all vampires. But something is off. Arlo is worried because he doesn't have fangs, and he doesn't sleep in a big-kid coffin yet. He hopes he'll find his superpowers at the annual festival celebrating the super harvest moon, and he does. Arlo has become a werewolf, and family and friends joyfully accept his new identity. The cheerfully gothic illustrations are filled with comic detail. It also packs an evergreen message about finding and accepting your identity-and that of others.

– Booklist

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