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101 Silly Halloween Jokes for Kids

Published by Ulysses Books for Young Readers
Distributed by Simon & Schuster

About The Book

Looking for some spook-tacular laughs this Halloween? Look no further... 101 Silly Halloween Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful tricks and treats that ghost-loving, pumpkin-obsessed kids will howl over, share, and tell all season long.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's 100 percent about everyone's favorite time of year—Halloween! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like:

  • What does a vampire stand on when he gets out of the shower? A bat mat!
  • What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car? Boo-ckle their seatbelts!
  • What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
  • What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
  • . . . .And many more!


Whether you’re a wizard of wordplay, a ghoulish giggler, or just someone who loves good old haunted hilarity, this book is the perfect addition to your library.

About The Author

Ulysses Press is a book publishing company with offices in Brooklyn, New York, and Berkeley, California.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Ulysses Books for Young Readers (September 2, 2025)
  • Length: 112 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781612439662
  • Ages: 5 - 10

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